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			<title><![CDATA[Ride 22nd/23rd ??]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:47:58 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[:hi: Was thinking of going for a ride this weekend coming.. I heard a couple bikes might be meeting up for a squirt on sunday.. Most probably be for a spin down south ways.. Any takers?? :grin:]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[shitting dicks !]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:35:53 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[:rotf:Sorry had to do it,it follows some crude conversations had over the weekend:giggle:<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[:rotf:Sorry had to do it,it follows some crude conversations had over the weekend:giggle:<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Hi There!!!]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1742</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:54:48 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi Guys!!<br />
I'm James and just signed up and i live on the Gold Coast. I recently got myself an 08 CBR1000RR. I haven't ridden for years and am kicking myself for it as i'm loving every minute of being back on:grin: Will post a pick of the bike soon!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi Guys!!<br />
I'm James and just signed up and i live on the Gold Coast. I recently got myself an 08 CBR1000RR. I haven't ridden for years and am kicking myself for it as i'm loving every minute of being back on:grin: Will post a pick of the bike soon!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[masturbation?]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1741</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:53:22 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last <br />
longer during the act. <br />
The man decided, 'What the heck, I'll try it.' <br />
<br />
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it <br />
in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He <br />
considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his <br />
solution. <br />
<br />
On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. <br />
He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. <br />
<br />
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate, he <br />
closed his eyes and thought of his lover. <br />
<br />
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting <br />
to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, <br />
'What?' <br />
<br />
He heard 'This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?' <br />
<br />
The man replied, 'I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted.' <br />
<br />
The cop says, 'Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck <br />
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.' <br />
:braces:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last <br />
longer during the act. <br />
The man decided, 'What the heck, I'll try it.' <br />
<br />
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it <br />
in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He <br />
considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his <br />
solution. <br />
<br />
On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. <br />
He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. <br />
<br />
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate, he <br />
closed his eyes and thought of his lover. <br />
<br />
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting <br />
to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, <br />
'What?' <br />
<br />
He heard 'This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?' <br />
<br />
The man replied, 'I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted.' <br />
<br />
The cop says, 'Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck <br />
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.' <br />
:braces:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Starting Them Young....]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1739</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:34:57 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Here is a pik of Nugget (my youngest) getting a lesson from the old fella...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
:hmm: "Ok Nugget, just slide a little over this way, hang ya ass off the seat, then twist da fuck'n throttle hard, this is how you do a two wheel drift".....<br />
:snigger:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Here is a pik of Nugget (my youngest) getting a lesson from the old fella...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
:hmm: "Ok Nugget, just slide a little over this way, hang ya ass off the seat, then twist da fuck'n throttle hard, this is how you do a two wheel drift".....<br />
:snigger:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[IMBIL FROM THE EYES OF A TRIUMPH]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1737</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:37:02 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[well after getting news from prowess that she could not make it cause of her dog having a stick pass through it i knew i was riding by myself:cry:. but it was all:thumbsup:. so  i started out at 4am doing the final preflight checks. and before i knew it i was on my way at 5am. and there was no :drive::terrorist: to hastle me on the way to the hwy. so i hit the hwy at 5:45am.<br />
after a quick fuel stop along the M1 i met up with a few guys heading along the same route as they were. dont remember there names:dknow: one was on a black bird,the other on a duke 998 and the last on a k7 gix1000. so after blasting through newcastle traffic we hit bucketts way. this road is:thumbsup: some nice twisties. road surface is nice some lose bits and some road work but still a nice road. <br />
from there i hit thunderbolts road. this road is :joy::thumbsup: some real nice tight stuff and some nice high speed stuff to. road narrows a bit and in some places the surface is so,so with gravel on the road and narrow bridges. some nice look outs and so on.<br />
from there i took the road part of the oxley hwy to bendemeer to ararmidale then shot across to glen innes.then i took 78 to grafton. some nice roads through there about 3/4 through it turns into a mix of the royal national park and like mt white.  so some moss on the road and the road is realy narrow some real tight stuff. <br />
at this point i had been rained on for a good 2hrs.<br />
i hit grafton for a refuel and continued to casino along 91. this road was nice good furface and some high speed turns:braces::thumbsup:. and road trains:evil: from there it was  short hop to lismore.<br />
it was at this point i rang prowess to tell her what she was missing out on:bored::bored: and  also rang roo to see where i was meeting him and decided to head up to zepps place. so i jumped on the M1 and as i hit the gold coast well all i can say is the adds lie. it was not bueatiful one day perfact the next:evil::evil::rotf: it was pissing down rain to where i culd not see more than 5ft infront of me so i was following head lights. :rotf::evil: from there i rode all the way up to zepps :thumbsup:. i rode past his place 3 times and finally see a sight of zepp white ass:mooning: me:giggle::giggle: i am welcomed with laughter and smiles from zepp and flygirl. after having some grub we talk some more shit and roo rocks up so we head back into the garage and talk some more shit and work on bikes and sink piss.:rotf::braces::giggle::thumbsup:.<br />
the next morning i awake to roo saying we leave in 30mins to brissy to do some running around.<br />
as roo stated we did go and make our selfs look 1/2 way decent. and i passed on the manicure and the back sack and crack wax and the peticure :bored::rotf:. we headded back ti zepps and started to sink piss while doing more work on the bikes.:bored::evil::giggle:. and after a early night we awoke and made our selfs ready for the ride. zepp decided to play silly bugers on the klr while waiting for ben and to get his riding fix before we jet.<br />
the ride down was good the old trumpy could not keep up as she is limeted to speed at the moment and the handeling was not to crash hot with a load even know it was light. we arrive at imbil in just over 1hr and set up camp and sink piss:thumbsup::clap2::rot. <br />
after this we hit the camp site to have a look at whats going down. we finally mak our way to the games and watch but not partisipate for we all had to much piss in our bellys and roo after practiceing the tire toss did not participate. after the games we went and got some grub and sank some more piss. at this point i had pollised off 2 six packs and 5cans of vb and a mix of barcadi and lemon lime drink. then it was time to hit the dance floor:rotf::braces::giggle: i was wearing part of roos descise the rabbit tail and bow tie i finally call it quits at aroun 230am and wake up to a hang over that would kill a dog. so we all packed up and pissed off before more ulysses riders woke up.::evil::rotf::snigger:.<br />
so we hit the road to zepps place so say our good byes :thumbsup::thumbsup:.<br />
so i hit the road with ben and got a bite to eat at kfc:evil::rotf:. then parted ways. i took the M1 all the way i hit balina and got pissed on by the gods. i stayed in lismore that night at a mates place where we talked shit and had a few cans.<br />
i awoke to the sound of pissing down rain :evil:::finger:. i left at 9am in already wet gear. so i was already cold and wet before i hit the road..:bored::evil:. from there i stayed on the hwy and got raind on for 4hrs and nothing exciting so i gave the oxley hwy a miss cause of the rain just wanted a hot shower and some food.<br />
i finally made it home at 4:45pm.<br />
this was a awsome weekend left out a few things cause they got covered. but the weekend was great had a ball:rotf::rotf:<br />
will haft to do it again. it was awsome to meet you all to :thumbsup: will post up pics when i can.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[well after getting news from prowess that she could not make it cause of her dog having a stick pass through it i knew i was riding by myself:cry:. but it was all:thumbsup:. so  i started out at 4am doing the final preflight checks. and before i knew it i was on my way at 5am. and there was no :drive::terrorist: to hastle me on the way to the hwy. so i hit the hwy at 5:45am.<br />
after a quick fuel stop along the M1 i met up with a few guys heading along the same route as they were. dont remember there names:dknow: one was on a black bird,the other on a duke 998 and the last on a k7 gix1000. so after blasting through newcastle traffic we hit bucketts way. this road is:thumbsup: some nice twisties. road surface is nice some lose bits and some road work but still a nice road. <br />
from there i hit thunderbolts road. this road is :joy::thumbsup: some real nice tight stuff and some nice high speed stuff to. road narrows a bit and in some places the surface is so,so with gravel on the road and narrow bridges. some nice look outs and so on.<br />
from there i took the road part of the oxley hwy to bendemeer to ararmidale then shot across to glen innes.then i took 78 to grafton. some nice roads through there about 3/4 through it turns into a mix of the royal national park and like mt white.  so some moss on the road and the road is realy narrow some real tight stuff. <br />
at this point i had been rained on for a good 2hrs.<br />
i hit grafton for a refuel and continued to casino along 91. this road was nice good furface and some high speed turns:braces::thumbsup:. and road trains:evil: from there it was  short hop to lismore.<br />
it was at this point i rang prowess to tell her what she was missing out on:bored::bored: and  also rang roo to see where i was meeting him and decided to head up to zepps place. so i jumped on the M1 and as i hit the gold coast well all i can say is the adds lie. it was not bueatiful one day perfact the next:evil::evil::rotf: it was pissing down rain to where i culd not see more than 5ft infront of me so i was following head lights. :rotf::evil: from there i rode all the way up to zepps :thumbsup:. i rode past his place 3 times and finally see a sight of zepp white ass:mooning: me:giggle::giggle: i am welcomed with laughter and smiles from zepp and flygirl. after having some grub we talk some more shit and roo rocks up so we head back into the garage and talk some more shit and work on bikes and sink piss.:rotf::braces::giggle::thumbsup:.<br />
the next morning i awake to roo saying we leave in 30mins to brissy to do some running around.<br />
as roo stated we did go and make our selfs look 1/2 way decent. and i passed on the manicure and the back sack and crack wax and the peticure :bored::rotf:. we headded back ti zepps and started to sink piss while doing more work on the bikes.:bored::evil::giggle:. and after a early night we awoke and made our selfs ready for the ride. zepp decided to play silly bugers on the klr while waiting for ben and to get his riding fix before we jet.<br />
the ride down was good the old trumpy could not keep up as she is limeted to speed at the moment and the handeling was not to crash hot with a load even know it was light. we arrive at imbil in just over 1hr and set up camp and sink piss:thumbsup::clap2::rot. <br />
after this we hit the camp site to have a look at whats going down. we finally mak our way to the games and watch but not partisipate for we all had to much piss in our bellys and roo after practiceing the tire toss did not participate. after the games we went and got some grub and sank some more piss. at this point i had pollised off 2 six packs and 5cans of vb and a mix of barcadi and lemon lime drink. then it was time to hit the dance floor:rotf::braces::giggle: i was wearing part of roos descise the rabbit tail and bow tie i finally call it quits at aroun 230am and wake up to a hang over that would kill a dog. so we all packed up and pissed off before more ulysses riders woke up.::evil::rotf::snigger:.<br />
so we hit the road to zepps place so say our good byes :thumbsup::thumbsup:.<br />
so i hit the road with ben and got a bite to eat at kfc:evil::rotf:. then parted ways. i took the M1 all the way i hit balina and got pissed on by the gods. i stayed in lismore that night at a mates place where we talked shit and had a few cans.<br />
i awoke to the sound of pissing down rain :evil:::finger:. i left at 9am in already wet gear. so i was already cold and wet before i hit the road..:bored::evil:. from there i stayed on the hwy and got raind on for 4hrs and nothing exciting so i gave the oxley hwy a miss cause of the rain just wanted a hot shower and some food.<br />
i finally made it home at 4:45pm.<br />
this was a awsome weekend left out a few things cause they got covered. but the weekend was great had a ball:rotf::rotf:<br />
will haft to do it again. it was awsome to meet you all to :thumbsup: will post up pics when i can.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Endless Ride- Meeting the Members...]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:36:36 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[As you all know Roo has started on his "Endless Ride"...<br />
To kick it off was the rally (Imbil) then up to our place (Me & Shaz) in Bundaberg..<br />
Woodgate is around a half hour to 40min run,witch is a really nice beach and also were Abs (Ron) and his family live..<br />
So this morning Shaz and I took Roo out for part of his endless ride to meet Abs...<br />
It was an Ok-ish ride with a little drizzle of rain (witch was quite nice and cooling) out there..<br />
After stopping a couple of times to get pix (Roo in his natural environment)<br />
<br />
From my understanding of the sign is "Watch out for roo's going across the road".... <br />
:snigger: Kind of remind you of someone....:snigger:<br />
We stopped a couple of more times for some video footage of some of the wildlife, then of to Ron's house...<br />
<br />
After a ciggy and a drink we (me and Ron) pulled out our KTM's for Roo to have a ride (1 is set up as Moto-X the other Motard) so while we were getting them out and warmed up....<br />
Someone had to hold Ron & Mandy's little fella...<br />
<br />
<br />
Roo jumps on the Motard for a strap around the streets of Woodgate...<br />
<br />
<br />
A good day was had by all it's a nice ride there good company.<br />
A BIG thanks goes to Mandy for a VERY nice lunch of stake chips and mini spring rolls...<br />
:thumbsup:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[As you all know Roo has started on his "Endless Ride"...<br />
To kick it off was the rally (Imbil) then up to our place (Me & Shaz) in Bundaberg..<br />
Woodgate is around a half hour to 40min run,witch is a really nice beach and also were Abs (Ron) and his family live..<br />
So this morning Shaz and I took Roo out for part of his endless ride to meet Abs...<br />
It was an Ok-ish ride with a little drizzle of rain (witch was quite nice and cooling) out there..<br />
After stopping a couple of times to get pix (Roo in his natural environment)<br />
<br />
From my understanding of the sign is "Watch out for roo's going across the road".... <br />
:snigger: Kind of remind you of someone....:snigger:<br />
We stopped a couple of more times for some video footage of some of the wildlife, then of to Ron's house...<br />
<br />
After a ciggy and a drink we (me and Ron) pulled out our KTM's for Roo to have a ride (1 is set up as Moto-X the other Motard) so while we were getting them out and warmed up....<br />
Someone had to hold Ron & Mandy's little fella...<br />
<br />
<br />
Roo jumps on the Motard for a strap around the streets of Woodgate...<br />
<br />
<br />
A good day was had by all it's a nice ride there good company.<br />
A BIG thanks goes to Mandy for a VERY nice lunch of stake chips and mini spring rolls...<br />
:thumbsup:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's a matter of Family!]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1735</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:24:08 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I'm a bloody lucky man in many ways and in life I come across a lot of realy special people in one way or another:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
I have my own blood family and my personal family and I have a second family as well, a group of four incredible people from the same household who took me in as one of theirs and made their home mine..:blush:<br />
<br />
To say I think of them as family is an understatement, Zepplin and his family extended their hands to me and bought me into their home, not as an outsider and at no time did I ever feel like one either. Wayne is in my eyes an exceptionaly honarable man, straight shooting and no bullshit as a mate and a bloody great guy, Flygirl (Sharyn) is possably one of the most genuine beautiful humans anyone could meet...end of story!!!! and my lil mate Talena brings a smile to my face, lil shithead...lol, your my 3rd daughter kiddo..<br />
<br />
One of the hardest things for me was riding out of Waynes World on Sunday to do the Endless Ride knowing that I was going to miss these 3 just as I was going to miss my own Son and Daughter... Love you guys and a huge heart felt thank you for everything you have done for me and with me...yep..Family!:thumbsup:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm a bloody lucky man in many ways and in life I come across a lot of realy special people in one way or another:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
I have my own blood family and my personal family and I have a second family as well, a group of four incredible people from the same household who took me in as one of theirs and made their home mine..:blush:<br />
<br />
To say I think of them as family is an understatement, Zepplin and his family extended their hands to me and bought me into their home, not as an outsider and at no time did I ever feel like one either. Wayne is in my eyes an exceptionaly honarable man, straight shooting and no bullshit as a mate and a bloody great guy, Flygirl (Sharyn) is possably one of the most genuine beautiful humans anyone could meet...end of story!!!! and my lil mate Talena brings a smile to my face, lil shithead...lol, your my 3rd daughter kiddo..<br />
<br />
One of the hardest things for me was riding out of Waynes World on Sunday to do the Endless Ride knowing that I was going to miss these 3 just as I was going to miss my own Son and Daughter... Love you guys and a huge heart felt thank you for everything you have done for me and with me...yep..Family!:thumbsup:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Imbil From My Eyes]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1734</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:39:56 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[5am the alarm kicked over and some "newage" song blasted out and woke <br />
me from a bad nights sleep.....<br />
FUK, then.... I luv the snooze button....:snigger:<br />
Anyway Shaz got up and made me my first of 5 coffee's (that's a mandatory) before i move (and about a Doz. ciggy's )<br />
I left Bundy around 6:45am due to my plans to see my folks give Mum her B'day pressy...(They live at Aldershot, just north of Maryborough) ( 10km)<br />
So it was on the way...<br />
Left there and continued on my way, got to Gympie fuel up (and got the other mandatory) for any trip... A 'V' drink...<br />
I got into Imbil around 10:30am and pulled up Effie around the corner (off of the main road) Said G'day to 3 bloke's sitting outside enjoying a coldie and a smoke, I walked inside after a quick look around for the "Big Blue Bird"<br />
no were to be seen so I grabbed a beer and plonked my ass outside on the table next to the three guy's.. Chippa being Chippa (not backwards in being froward) struck up a convo with the lads....<br />
Another beer and 2 Jimmy cans later, this big red kangaroo bounds over the road towards me... :snigger:<br />
 "G'day Chippa, how the fuk are ya" "Wayne and everyone is around the corner come around and you can meet em all"...<br />
<br />
<br />
That my friends is the start of what turned out to be the best weekend I had in a long time....<br />
:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
I took exactly 150 pix of the day and a half at the rally and some more since Roo has been with us...<br />
(there for a different post :snigger:)<br />
<br />
Anyway to the pix.. I can't post up all 150 so i will pick out a few and (if i can remember) put a small explanation of what was happening at the time.....<br />
<br />
<br />
This is from the main road in Imbil....<br />
<br />
<br />
Effie.. For an older bike she is SO fuken nice to ride over a distance....<br />
<br />
<br />
The three guy's I meet when I first got to Imbil... I could make up some names so I don't look so stupid (but i wont) I Fuk'n bad with names...<br />
Grate guy's frendly....:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
Every 5min another 20-30 bikes rolled into town....<br />
<br />
<br />
Everyone outside the pub....<br />
<br />
<br />
This is a (Roo told me) old Harley single... There were SO FUK'n MANY DIFFERENT BIKES...... WOW... Some NICE some not so... But each to there own... After all there All bikes and all there for the same reason <br />
Party :bday3: and have fun..... <br />
(We at Fastride/Twisted did...)  :thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
Just after setting up camp.. Roo with a alter ego... A rabbit (well they both hop)... giggle....<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The camp up and running, Roo in his 'Playboy Bunny Outfit' and the Piss flowing, all in a matter of 20min of getting into the front gate.....<br />
<br />
<br />
1hr after hitting ground zero.... First run up to the camp pub....:snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
There was a SHIT load of pussy there, and even a Kat or 2...:snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
A pik of Thruxton's, Thruxton... And the mob...<br />
Left to right,hiding in the Conti shirt(yellow/black) is Run Rabbit Run, Zepp, Thruxton (in the background), Rabbit, Oh I mean Roo, cute girl can't remember her name (sorry) But i got a good pik of her butt...<br />
Meat & No Veg(on the end in black shirt) other two guy's again sorry names evade me....<br />
<br />
<br />
Cute girls butt...  Hay baby show us ya tits.....<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
With a little help Zepp also was a temporary rabbit...<br />
At the pub.....<br />
<br />
 <br />
Flygirl taking a pik of Chippa taking a pik of Flygirl....<br />
<br />
<br />
Chippa wants to play with RooRabbit's fluffy....:snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
Going for a walk around the whole campsite... Just before we headed <br />
up to watch the gymkhana....<br />
<br />
<br />
More campers coming in.. NOTE RooRabbit's bottle 'Almost' empty....<br />
<br />
<br />
Two of the best people I have met in my life (and the happiest)<br />
Zepp and Flygirl.....:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
Meeting more people and resting (it's a big campsite)<br />
<br />
<br />
This is just before the gymkhana started, we got there early to get a good seat....<br />
<br />
<br />
Self portrait...  (Sorry):snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
Twists Titts (thanks Flygirl):thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
One of the line-up's for the first of the gymkhana event's...<br />
The Go-As-Slow-As-You-Can-Race... One of the only races that you win by loosing....??? LoL<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The barrel race.. Pushing a keg (empty) with your front wheel the fastest...<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the chick "Throw the front tyre as far as you can" comp...<br />
<br />
<br />
The needle in a haystack "game" (But they used tennis balls) <br />
<br />
<br />
At least somebody got some sex... Even if it was a "Butt Fuk'ed Bunny"<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[5am the alarm kicked over and some "newage" song blasted out and woke <br />
me from a bad nights sleep.....<br />
FUK, then.... I luv the snooze button....:snigger:<br />
Anyway Shaz got up and made me my first of 5 coffee's (that's a mandatory) before i move (and about a Doz. ciggy's )<br />
I left Bundy around 6:45am due to my plans to see my folks give Mum her B'day pressy...(They live at Aldershot, just north of Maryborough) ( 10km)<br />
So it was on the way...<br />
Left there and continued on my way, got to Gympie fuel up (and got the other mandatory) for any trip... A 'V' drink...<br />
I got into Imbil around 10:30am and pulled up Effie around the corner (off of the main road) Said G'day to 3 bloke's sitting outside enjoying a coldie and a smoke, I walked inside after a quick look around for the "Big Blue Bird"<br />
no were to be seen so I grabbed a beer and plonked my ass outside on the table next to the three guy's.. Chippa being Chippa (not backwards in being froward) struck up a convo with the lads....<br />
Another beer and 2 Jimmy cans later, this big red kangaroo bounds over the road towards me... :snigger:<br />
 "G'day Chippa, how the fuk are ya" "Wayne and everyone is around the corner come around and you can meet em all"...<br />
<br />
<br />
That my friends is the start of what turned out to be the best weekend I had in a long time....<br />
:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
I took exactly 150 pix of the day and a half at the rally and some more since Roo has been with us...<br />
(there for a different post :snigger:)<br />
<br />
Anyway to the pix.. I can't post up all 150 so i will pick out a few and (if i can remember) put a small explanation of what was happening at the time.....<br />
<br />
<br />
This is from the main road in Imbil....<br />
<br />
<br />
Effie.. For an older bike she is SO fuken nice to ride over a distance....<br />
<br />
<br />
The three guy's I meet when I first got to Imbil... I could make up some names so I don't look so stupid (but i wont) I Fuk'n bad with names...<br />
Grate guy's frendly....:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
Every 5min another 20-30 bikes rolled into town....<br />
<br />
<br />
Everyone outside the pub....<br />
<br />
<br />
This is a (Roo told me) old Harley single... There were SO FUK'n MANY DIFFERENT BIKES...... WOW... Some NICE some not so... But each to there own... After all there All bikes and all there for the same reason <br />
Party :bday3: and have fun..... <br />
(We at Fastride/Twisted did...)  :thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
Just after setting up camp.. Roo with a alter ego... A rabbit (well they both hop)... giggle....<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The camp up and running, Roo in his 'Playboy Bunny Outfit' and the Piss flowing, all in a matter of 20min of getting into the front gate.....<br />
<br />
<br />
1hr after hitting ground zero.... First run up to the camp pub....:snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
There was a SHIT load of pussy there, and even a Kat or 2...:snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
A pik of Thruxton's, Thruxton... And the mob...<br />
Left to right,hiding in the Conti shirt(yellow/black) is Run Rabbit Run, Zepp, Thruxton (in the background), Rabbit, Oh I mean Roo, cute girl can't remember her name (sorry) But i got a good pik of her butt...<br />
Meat & No Veg(on the end in black shirt) other two guy's again sorry names evade me....<br />
<br />
<br />
Cute girls butt...  Hay baby show us ya tits.....<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
With a little help Zepp also was a temporary rabbit...<br />
At the pub.....<br />
<br />
 <br />
Flygirl taking a pik of Chippa taking a pik of Flygirl....<br />
<br />
<br />
Chippa wants to play with RooRabbit's fluffy....:snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
Going for a walk around the whole campsite... Just before we headed <br />
up to watch the gymkhana....<br />
<br />
<br />
More campers coming in.. NOTE RooRabbit's bottle 'Almost' empty....<br />
<br />
<br />
Two of the best people I have met in my life (and the happiest)<br />
Zepp and Flygirl.....:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
Meeting more people and resting (it's a big campsite)<br />
<br />
<br />
This is just before the gymkhana started, we got there early to get a good seat....<br />
<br />
<br />
Self portrait...  (Sorry):snigger:<br />
<br />
<br />
Twists Titts (thanks Flygirl):thumbsup:<br />
<br />
<br />
One of the line-up's for the first of the gymkhana event's...<br />
The Go-As-Slow-As-You-Can-Race... One of the only races that you win by loosing....??? LoL<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The barrel race.. Pushing a keg (empty) with your front wheel the fastest...<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the chick "Throw the front tyre as far as you can" comp...<br />
<br />
<br />
The needle in a haystack "game" (But they used tennis balls) <br />
<br />
<br />
At least somebody got some sex... Even if it was a "Butt Fuk'ed Bunny"<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Endless Ride-Imbil Rally]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1733</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:04:21 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Endless Ride-Imbil Bike Rally-Pt1<br />
<br />
<br />
Thursday before Imbil and Methrux is on the road from Sydney after a 5 am start I'm packing away the last of my crap to put into storage up the back shed at Waynes World, my weeks been a non stop clean and pack week getting shit sorted and trying to remember everything I need to get done.<br />
<br />
I've got an evening to do in Brisso with Jungle and the kids as well get my mail crap sorted with KarenH's mum, all is good and done, Methrux has rung and is coming through to Waynes World and not stopping over on route so my friday mornings now going to be easy.<br />
[attachment=1318]<br />
I returned to WW about 9.15 and met up with Boz (Methrux) and I finished off the final little bits on the Tiller and generaly frigged about with stuff in the garage and had a couple of bourbons.<br />
<br />
Friday morning and up early for a trip to brisvegas to get a new © Construction Conti Road Attack fitted to the ass end of the Tiller, As usual Tyres For Bikes looked after me great and got the job done quickly, Normaly I get Endo at SuperCheap Tyres to do this but The Gold Coast was way to far away.<br />
[attachment=1319]<br />
We had a few od jobs to do and a bit of running around, Methrux ans I did a bit of male bonding type stuff, you know spend a bit of time in the beauty parlour getting our heads fixed, Methrux did draw the line on the manicure and pedicure, he thought that might be just a touch poofy...lol<br />
<br />
Our evening was getting the BlackBird and the Baby Gay-Blade all sorted and set up as well as packing the Tiller for Sunday and Boz (methrux) Re did his front end ride hight on the Thruxton and an early night was called as the weekend was going to be more than enough play.<br />
[attachment=1320][attachment=1321]<br />
5Am and I'm up and rumaging around the place just wanting to get going, pent up exitement and everything in place and an over eager me. Zepplin and Fly and Boz all get their asses moving and all I could do was get dressed and wait for Ben (RunRabittRun) to get his ass to WW.. yep like a cat on a hot tin roof for sure.<br />
<br />
Finaly all were together ahead of planned departure time and for me it couldn't happen quick enough, thats the problem with pre excitement, your just about doing a premature ejaculation and messing the grungies..<br />
<br />
Zepplin forces himself into place on the back of the Budgie and we head off doing a few lil test bits n pieces on how it was all working, yep would stand up easily without trying, first sweeper and yep it was dragging its ass on the ground, hmm front end feels like shit, no grip and it had an aeroplane jelly gig happening on both ends, faaarrrkkk this was going to be intetresting and I've got 6ft4inches  and 90 od KG of nervous tension squeezed in to tigh leather pants squirming around behind me..yep, all was good to go!<br />
<br />
We rock up at meat's place and he's the only one there so it was coffee's and cigarettes and perverted converstions, Meat starts chasing up the other guys and no ones answering phones, so they must be on the road. We got a little toey just hanging around and then decided we would bugger off and get a head start so Flygirl could take it easy and Benno could get a feed, 60 meters out the drive and bikes start coming in so we spun around and went back, a quick stop without getting off our bikes and we were all off again to try and speed up the people process at Shauns place, another sit around then we finaly got going minus the last 2, they could catch up out at Imbil as we had Chippa to meet up with at the pub at 11.<br />
<br />
out of Landsborough pulling up the Bald Knob hill our Hyabusa rider cracks a beautiful full hill mono, Meat said he will look after Fly so we zapped off after the Bus and played a gentle game of seeing what the Bird would do handling wise, farking not pretty but ridable. Maleney we pulled up for a group re meet stop and then kept going for the run down hill to Connondale, we had to keep it realy tidy through the twisties as the bird was ready to lay an egg at the slightest provacation. The three leading bikes of Busa (cant recall his name) Zepplin and I and with the ever hard charging RunRabbitRun slammed up our butt on the lil ZZR600 were doing good spped not fast fast but quick enough to Connondale, we didn't hang around and headed on to Kennilworth via Little Yabba Crk and Baloomba, its a great run through there, ok fair enough its a bit rough and choppy in places but thats part of the fun of it too.<br />
<br />
The Busa ranged us in in the super tight stuff between Yabba and Kennilworth but we kept him sighted and with out endangering the birds feathers so all was cool and the ever present red ZZR600 was having no probs matching us for pace either.<br />
<br />
A refuel for most and a catch up stop was done and we headed the 19k's for Imbil, its not a bad little thrash through there eaither, some super tight and roughish stuff to some awesome top end sweepers was the meral for the morning, by the time we got to Imbil Town we had the bird sliding through corners nicely, a relative term...lol<br />
[attachment=1322]<br />
It didn't take long to find Chippa and get a coldie in the hand as well as a feed going, sitting in town is always a smorgasboard of motorcycle nirvana in perving, every bike you can think of being ridden by every type of rider imaginable has to rock into town past the pub. Imbil true to form was stinking hot and sweat fest muggy. The 2 late comers finaly arrived and we grabbed piss supplies and needed stuff for the evenings festivities. As usual my son was always in a stoll mode and we were the last to get going but still caught up with the main body just before the pay point.. Imbil was a mass of bikes and riders and fuck it was great to be there!!!!! <br />
[attachment=1323]<br />
Our bikes where quickly unpacked and camps slapped up as Bourbon abd coke pre mix bottles made, all set up we wandfered off around the camp grounds to check out the “wildlife”<br />
 along the banks of the Mary River, Imbil rally is in a beautiful forest area.<br />
[attachment=1324][attachment=1325]<br />
The afternoon of drinking and socialising and watching the Gymkhana events kept us all amused till just before dark and Benno grabbed a couple of the usual excellent Imbail Rally burgers, Imbil never fails to exceed in the food department.<br />
[attachment=1326][attachment=1327]<br />
Fires were put in place and Chippa took over as head of Pyromania, more piss consumed and more shit spoken, after all it is a case of drink piss talk shit, it is a rally after all. As the night got into full swing the band fired up and the night raged on. To be honest though after the week I'd had I rather enjoyed just hanging out at the fire with Chippa and a few of the guys and girls for great conversation and laughs and sad but its true I piked it about 9.30, pissed and shitfaced but also realy looking forward to the next days riding.<br />
[attachment=1328][attachment=1329][attachment=1330][attachment=1331]<br />
As is my normal style at a rally I was up and about bloody early (Meat and I are usualy up and out of a rally before our previous night has a chance to “catch up with us”...lol) Zepp and Chippa got a brew of Tar going to start the heart and camps were ripped down and bikes packed, we were so Goooone! By around 8am and rode straight to Kennilworth for fuel, Zepp and I craked up the pace a bit to Kennilworth and then all the way back to Maleney where Bird crew , Benno and Busa Boy waited for the others to catch up, the Busa's Ventura rack had snapped off and was quickly strapped back onto the seat. I'm seriously fucked if I know why ppl put the bag right on the back when they dont have a passenger???? <br />
<br />
Stanly River Rd was done at livily pace and again, we stopped at Peachester end to part company with “meat and no Veg” and got into it again until back Woodford then on to WW to finish up the ride, all home and hosed by 9.30am...lol<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Endless Ride-Imbil Bike Rally-Pt1<br />
<br />
<br />
Thursday before Imbil and Methrux is on the road from Sydney after a 5 am start I'm packing away the last of my crap to put into storage up the back shed at Waynes World, my weeks been a non stop clean and pack week getting shit sorted and trying to remember everything I need to get done.<br />
<br />
I've got an evening to do in Brisso with Jungle and the kids as well get my mail crap sorted with KarenH's mum, all is good and done, Methrux has rung and is coming through to Waynes World and not stopping over on route so my friday mornings now going to be easy.<br />
[attachment=1318]<br />
I returned to WW about 9.15 and met up with Boz (Methrux) and I finished off the final little bits on the Tiller and generaly frigged about with stuff in the garage and had a couple of bourbons.<br />
<br />
Friday morning and up early for a trip to brisvegas to get a new © Construction Conti Road Attack fitted to the ass end of the Tiller, As usual Tyres For Bikes looked after me great and got the job done quickly, Normaly I get Endo at SuperCheap Tyres to do this but The Gold Coast was way to far away.<br />
[attachment=1319]<br />
We had a few od jobs to do and a bit of running around, Methrux ans I did a bit of male bonding type stuff, you know spend a bit of time in the beauty parlour getting our heads fixed, Methrux did draw the line on the manicure and pedicure, he thought that might be just a touch poofy...lol<br />
<br />
Our evening was getting the BlackBird and the Baby Gay-Blade all sorted and set up as well as packing the Tiller for Sunday and Boz (methrux) Re did his front end ride hight on the Thruxton and an early night was called as the weekend was going to be more than enough play.<br />
[attachment=1320][attachment=1321]<br />
5Am and I'm up and rumaging around the place just wanting to get going, pent up exitement and everything in place and an over eager me. Zepplin and Fly and Boz all get their asses moving and all I could do was get dressed and wait for Ben (RunRabittRun) to get his ass to WW.. yep like a cat on a hot tin roof for sure.<br />
<br />
Finaly all were together ahead of planned departure time and for me it couldn't happen quick enough, thats the problem with pre excitement, your just about doing a premature ejaculation and messing the grungies..<br />
<br />
Zepplin forces himself into place on the back of the Budgie and we head off doing a few lil test bits n pieces on how it was all working, yep would stand up easily without trying, first sweeper and yep it was dragging its ass on the ground, hmm front end feels like shit, no grip and it had an aeroplane jelly gig happening on both ends, faaarrrkkk this was going to be intetresting and I've got 6ft4inches  and 90 od KG of nervous tension squeezed in to tigh leather pants squirming around behind me..yep, all was good to go!<br />
<br />
We rock up at meat's place and he's the only one there so it was coffee's and cigarettes and perverted converstions, Meat starts chasing up the other guys and no ones answering phones, so they must be on the road. We got a little toey just hanging around and then decided we would bugger off and get a head start so Flygirl could take it easy and Benno could get a feed, 60 meters out the drive and bikes start coming in so we spun around and went back, a quick stop without getting off our bikes and we were all off again to try and speed up the people process at Shauns place, another sit around then we finaly got going minus the last 2, they could catch up out at Imbil as we had Chippa to meet up with at the pub at 11.<br />
<br />
out of Landsborough pulling up the Bald Knob hill our Hyabusa rider cracks a beautiful full hill mono, Meat said he will look after Fly so we zapped off after the Bus and played a gentle game of seeing what the Bird would do handling wise, farking not pretty but ridable. Maleney we pulled up for a group re meet stop and then kept going for the run down hill to Connondale, we had to keep it realy tidy through the twisties as the bird was ready to lay an egg at the slightest provacation. The three leading bikes of Busa (cant recall his name) Zepplin and I and with the ever hard charging RunRabbitRun slammed up our butt on the lil ZZR600 were doing good spped not fast fast but quick enough to Connondale, we didn't hang around and headed on to Kennilworth via Little Yabba Crk and Baloomba, its a great run through there, ok fair enough its a bit rough and choppy in places but thats part of the fun of it too.<br />
<br />
The Busa ranged us in in the super tight stuff between Yabba and Kennilworth but we kept him sighted and with out endangering the birds feathers so all was cool and the ever present red ZZR600 was having no probs matching us for pace either.<br />
<br />
A refuel for most and a catch up stop was done and we headed the 19k's for Imbil, its not a bad little thrash through there eaither, some super tight and roughish stuff to some awesome top end sweepers was the meral for the morning, by the time we got to Imbil Town we had the bird sliding through corners nicely, a relative term...lol<br />
[attachment=1322]<br />
It didn't take long to find Chippa and get a coldie in the hand as well as a feed going, sitting in town is always a smorgasboard of motorcycle nirvana in perving, every bike you can think of being ridden by every type of rider imaginable has to rock into town past the pub. Imbil true to form was stinking hot and sweat fest muggy. The 2 late comers finaly arrived and we grabbed piss supplies and needed stuff for the evenings festivities. As usual my son was always in a stoll mode and we were the last to get going but still caught up with the main body just before the pay point.. Imbil was a mass of bikes and riders and fuck it was great to be there!!!!! <br />
[attachment=1323]<br />
Our bikes where quickly unpacked and camps slapped up as Bourbon abd coke pre mix bottles made, all set up we wandfered off around the camp grounds to check out the “wildlife”<br />
 along the banks of the Mary River, Imbil rally is in a beautiful forest area.<br />
[attachment=1324][attachment=1325]<br />
The afternoon of drinking and socialising and watching the Gymkhana events kept us all amused till just before dark and Benno grabbed a couple of the usual excellent Imbail Rally burgers, Imbil never fails to exceed in the food department.<br />
[attachment=1326][attachment=1327]<br />
Fires were put in place and Chippa took over as head of Pyromania, more piss consumed and more shit spoken, after all it is a case of drink piss talk shit, it is a rally after all. As the night got into full swing the band fired up and the night raged on. To be honest though after the week I'd had I rather enjoyed just hanging out at the fire with Chippa and a few of the guys and girls for great conversation and laughs and sad but its true I piked it about 9.30, pissed and shitfaced but also realy looking forward to the next days riding.<br />
[attachment=1328][attachment=1329][attachment=1330][attachment=1331]<br />
As is my normal style at a rally I was up and about bloody early (Meat and I are usualy up and out of a rally before our previous night has a chance to “catch up with us”...lol) Zepp and Chippa got a brew of Tar going to start the heart and camps were ripped down and bikes packed, we were so Goooone! By around 8am and rode straight to Kennilworth for fuel, Zepp and I craked up the pace a bit to Kennilworth and then all the way back to Maleney where Bird crew , Benno and Busa Boy waited for the others to catch up, the Busa's Ventura rack had snapped off and was quickly strapped back onto the seat. I'm seriously fucked if I know why ppl put the bag right on the back when they dont have a passenger???? <br />
<br />
Stanly River Rd was done at livily pace and again, we stopped at Peachester end to part company with “meat and no Veg” and got into it again until back Woodford then on to WW to finish up the ride, all home and hosed by 9.30am...lol<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Obituary in London Times]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1732</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:57:58 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Obituary in London Times <br />
<br />
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. <br />
<br />
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). <br />
<br />
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. <br />
<br />
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. <br />
<br />
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. <br />
<br />
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than<br />
their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. <br />
<br />
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. <br />
<br />
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. <br />
<br />
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Obituary in London Times <br />
<br />
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. <br />
<br />
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). <br />
<br />
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. <br />
<br />
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. <br />
<br />
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. <br />
<br />
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than<br />
their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. <br />
<br />
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. <br />
<br />
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. <br />
<br />
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[It starts]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1731</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:31:50 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[:braces:  well guys and girls the endless ride has commenced:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
arrived home from imbil with chippa in tow:grin: roo grabbed his camping gear off the blackbird loaded it on the tiller and headed for bundaberg with chippa.:clap2::clap2::clap2:<br />
he'll be staying in bundy with chipp & shazza checking out the locale <br />
taking pics & doing what roo does before heading north again:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
travel safe redroo youre a pain in the arse but youl be missed:rotf:<br />
tiller must have thrown up a lot of grit as you pulled out, flygirls &daughters eyes were both streaming:thumbsup:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[:braces:  well guys and girls the endless ride has commenced:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
arrived home from imbil with chippa in tow:grin: roo grabbed his camping gear off the blackbird loaded it on the tiller and headed for bundaberg with chippa.:clap2::clap2::clap2:<br />
he'll be staying in bundy with chipp & shazza checking out the locale <br />
taking pics & doing what roo does before heading north again:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
travel safe redroo youre a pain in the arse but youl be missed:rotf:<br />
tiller must have thrown up a lot of grit as you pulled out, flygirls &daughters eyes were both streaming:thumbsup:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[imbil rally telling tales]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1730</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:23:21 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[:braces:I opened 1 eye saturday morning looked at the clock it's 5.00A.M for christs sake:bored: can hear roo rattling around, he's keen to get moving. yer right.   shut my eye and went back to sllep for another cpl hours:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
flygirl & I get up just before 7.00 shower coffee leather up,  run rabbit run is not due till 8.00 so no hurry,:grin: roo of course is champing at the bit, wher's ben he's always late etc. ben isnt due till 8 of course and ended up getting here 10mins early<br />
while waiting all the bikes get taken into town and topped off so we dont have to stop too soon, <br />
still waiting ,roo starts throwing a bike tyre around the yard as practise for the tyre toss comp that he was too plastered to enter anyway:evil:  I fire up the klr and start playing the fool in the yard, gotta make shore the neighbours are up:blush:<br />
<br />
rabbit gets here 10min early and off we go, we discover the blackbird topping the scales at around 500kg full load is having clearance issues[grinding] at the 1st. sweeper, ok not as much lean now:hehe:<br />
methrux is running a light load so no dramas as is flygirl on her babyblade<br />
head up to "meat no vege"'s place wait there for more riders, a few false starts and off we go for real.<br />
heading up into the range from landsborough we're leading the group on the bird until the hayabusa comes belting past up on one, aaahhh shit it's on:rotf: roo is learning the bike in the twists, i'm learning to pillion on the bloody thing and neither have been on it with that much load, talk about thrown in at the deep end:giggle: <br />
add to that we have the nolan n-com system going so I can hear roo telling the bird to stop fighting and come around you bitch and endearments like that he can hear me making weird little noises when the front pushes or the bike bucks and I have to sit there like a stunned mullet for roo to sort it[did I mention I dont pillion]<br />
I dont like having no mirrors either, all I could see in 1 mirror was rabbit on roo's zzr600 sitting behind us like he was tied there:giggle:<br />
his new conti motions seem to work real well, and that young fella has some serious skills:grin:<br />
pulled to the side in Maleny for flygirl and the rest of the group to catch up,  flygirl comes in with meat no vege on her tale, he tells roo dont worry about her I'll look after her, and off we go no more respites for me until we make kenilworth.<br />
thanks Brian for reining in that angry Kat[that bike so gives me wood] and looking after the babyblade:thumbsup:<br />
pulled up at kenilworth so others could fuel and regroup[bird still had 1/2 tank and by that stage we were both getting a handle on the what the bike wanted from us,  a quick run from there into imbil itself [the bird feels weird drifting when am on the back, dont know how flygirl put up with it:snigger:]<br />
pull up in imbil township to an ocean of bikes raiating out from the pub, grabbed some breakfast and liquid supplies <br />
finally got to meet chippa & effie, :clap2: nice fella cool sense of humour, enjoyed spending the weekend with him:thumbsup:<br />
leathered up again for the short stint to the rally grounds. flygirl & the others went on to the rally we waited for rabbit to finish getting his supplies,  arrived at the gate paid our entrance fee only to be hit up for an extra entry, apparently flygirl had told em the 2 old blokes on the blue honda would pay for her:hmm: cheeky sod<br />
we arrived,  I'll fill you in later on roos antics at the rally  :evil:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[:braces:I opened 1 eye saturday morning looked at the clock it's 5.00A.M for christs sake:bored: can hear roo rattling around, he's keen to get moving. yer right.   shut my eye and went back to sllep for another cpl hours:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
flygirl & I get up just before 7.00 shower coffee leather up,  run rabbit run is not due till 8.00 so no hurry,:grin: roo of course is champing at the bit, wher's ben he's always late etc. ben isnt due till 8 of course and ended up getting here 10mins early<br />
while waiting all the bikes get taken into town and topped off so we dont have to stop too soon, <br />
still waiting ,roo starts throwing a bike tyre around the yard as practise for the tyre toss comp that he was too plastered to enter anyway:evil:  I fire up the klr and start playing the fool in the yard, gotta make shore the neighbours are up:blush:<br />
<br />
rabbit gets here 10min early and off we go, we discover the blackbird topping the scales at around 500kg full load is having clearance issues[grinding] at the 1st. sweeper, ok not as much lean now:hehe:<br />
methrux is running a light load so no dramas as is flygirl on her babyblade<br />
head up to "meat no vege"'s place wait there for more riders, a few false starts and off we go for real.<br />
heading up into the range from landsborough we're leading the group on the bird until the hayabusa comes belting past up on one, aaahhh shit it's on:rotf: roo is learning the bike in the twists, i'm learning to pillion on the bloody thing and neither have been on it with that much load, talk about thrown in at the deep end:giggle: <br />
add to that we have the nolan n-com system going so I can hear roo telling the bird to stop fighting and come around you bitch and endearments like that he can hear me making weird little noises when the front pushes or the bike bucks and I have to sit there like a stunned mullet for roo to sort it[did I mention I dont pillion]<br />
I dont like having no mirrors either, all I could see in 1 mirror was rabbit on roo's zzr600 sitting behind us like he was tied there:giggle:<br />
his new conti motions seem to work real well, and that young fella has some serious skills:grin:<br />
pulled to the side in Maleny for flygirl and the rest of the group to catch up,  flygirl comes in with meat no vege on her tale, he tells roo dont worry about her I'll look after her, and off we go no more respites for me until we make kenilworth.<br />
thanks Brian for reining in that angry Kat[that bike so gives me wood] and looking after the babyblade:thumbsup:<br />
pulled up at kenilworth so others could fuel and regroup[bird still had 1/2 tank and by that stage we were both getting a handle on the what the bike wanted from us,  a quick run from there into imbil itself [the bird feels weird drifting when am on the back, dont know how flygirl put up with it:snigger:]<br />
pull up in imbil township to an ocean of bikes raiating out from the pub, grabbed some breakfast and liquid supplies <br />
finally got to meet chippa & effie, :clap2: nice fella cool sense of humour, enjoyed spending the weekend with him:thumbsup:<br />
leathered up again for the short stint to the rally grounds. flygirl & the others went on to the rally we waited for rabbit to finish getting his supplies,  arrived at the gate paid our entrance fee only to be hit up for an extra entry, apparently flygirl had told em the 2 old blokes on the blue honda would pay for her:hmm: cheeky sod<br />
we arrived,  I'll fill you in later on roos antics at the rally  :evil:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tyre Review: ContiMOTION]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1729</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:19:08 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[With the ZZR600 now fitted with a new set of ContiMOTIONs on friday, I am happy to report that although I have only hit the highway and around town with them, they are smooth and silky on the road and instill confidence in the rider.  They seem to feel like they're going to be another excellent product from Continental Tyres.  I will have a proper review this weekend when i test them on the way out to Imbil bike rally.<br />
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http://www.conti-online.com/generator/ww...on_en.html]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With the ZZR600 now fitted with a new set of ContiMOTIONs on friday, I am happy to report that although I have only hit the highway and around town with them, they are smooth and silky on the road and instill confidence in the rider.  They seem to feel like they're going to be another excellent product from Continental Tyres.  I will have a proper review this weekend when i test them on the way out to Imbil bike rally.<br />
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http://www.conti-online.com/generator/ww...on_en.html]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Endless Ride-Gone Troppo-Imbil 15th-11-08]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1728</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:00:59 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[It's 6am Saturday morning, The bikes are packed and we are ready to go..<br />
<br />
Imbil Bike Rally is day 1 of the begining of the Endless Ride, I'm just looking forward to getting moving on the bikes and on the road:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
It's great to be heading off with a few good mates and my son to get this all started for real, what happens next who the fark knows, time will tell:blush:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[It's 6am Saturday morning, The bikes are packed and we are ready to go..<br />
<br />
Imbil Bike Rally is day 1 of the begining of the Endless Ride, I'm just looking forward to getting moving on the bikes and on the road:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
It's great to be heading off with a few good mates and my son to get this all started for real, what happens next who the fark knows, time will tell:blush:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Greetings from San Francisco]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1727</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:17:11 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi group!<br />
Nick here and wanted to share with you that I have opened up a Sportbike Rental shop in the city of Concord, near San Francisco, California. We've had quite a few renters from down under and are excited to welcome you to California. <br />
We carry the Ducati 1098, Suzuki GSXR600, Yamaha R6, Yamaha FZ6, Honda VFR800 and will be getting a few additional bikes in 2009. <br />
The Bay Area has some of the best roads for riding a motorbike. Check us out online at http://www.sportbikerental.com or give me a call at +1-415-310-4422<br />
<br />
Cheers!<br />
Nick]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi group!<br />
Nick here and wanted to share with you that I have opened up a Sportbike Rental shop in the city of Concord, near San Francisco, California. We've had quite a few renters from down under and are excited to welcome you to California. <br />
We carry the Ducati 1098, Suzuki GSXR600, Yamaha R6, Yamaha FZ6, Honda VFR800 and will be getting a few additional bikes in 2009. <br />
The Bay Area has some of the best roads for riding a motorbike. Check us out online at http://www.sportbikerental.com or give me a call at +1-415-310-4422<br />
<br />
Cheers!<br />
Nick]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[GSX-R 1100.. ??? Any Good..???]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1726</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:12:02 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[:hmm: Abs, is thinking about getting this bike next week...<br />
What are peoples thoughts on these bikes...????<br />
Is there anything that Ron and I should look for in particular..????<br />
Any help before next week would be much appreciated by myself and Ronno....<br />
I'm not sure on model but someone on here might know.. He is swapping his KTM for this bike and 500&#36;.. the KTM is on REDBOOK.com for "trade in" price <br />
4,500-4,800&#36;&#36; or "private" sale 6,500-6,800&#36;&#36;....<br />
He is after a "Sport/Tourer" so I think this would suit him nicely....<br />
And to verify for me.. Is the thing ("ram") (whatever it's called)<br />
on the handlebars a steering "dampener" ???? I have seen them on other bikes ?????<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Thanks for any & all help on this one guy's/girl's....:thumbsup:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[:hmm: Abs, is thinking about getting this bike next week...<br />
What are peoples thoughts on these bikes...????<br />
Is there anything that Ron and I should look for in particular..????<br />
Any help before next week would be much appreciated by myself and Ronno....<br />
I'm not sure on model but someone on here might know.. He is swapping his KTM for this bike and 500&#36;.. the KTM is on REDBOOK.com for "trade in" price <br />
4,500-4,800&#36;&#36; or "private" sale 6,500-6,800&#36;&#36;....<br />
He is after a "Sport/Tourer" so I think this would suit him nicely....<br />
And to verify for me.. Is the thing ("ram") (whatever it's called)<br />
on the handlebars a steering "dampener" ???? I have seen them on other bikes ?????<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Thanks for any & all help on this one guy's/girl's....:thumbsup:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Welcome back RunRabbitRun]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1725</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:26:45 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Benno's just had a 6 month holiday enforced by the Qld legal system, last night he picked up my ZZR600 to get back on the road again, it used to be his:grin:Great to have you back on the road son, look after my fucking bike:evil::rotf:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Benno's just had a 6 month holiday enforced by the Qld legal system, last night he picked up my ZZR600 to get back on the road again, it used to be his:grin:Great to have you back on the road son, look after my fucking bike:evil::rotf:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Continental Motion]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1724</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:22:39 +1100</pubDate>
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Continentals just released the "Motion" series of tyres. we will be putting them to test on my ZZR600 being ridden by RunRabbitRun (Ben), Ben will put them through some working out and do some reports on how he finds them:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
New premium brand all-season Sport Touring radial for the price conscious rider.<br />
<br />
• Brand new concept radial for the entry level market<br />
<br />
• Safe and reliable feedback on both dry and wet roads<br />
<br />
• Value for money mileage due to new formulated polymers in the compound<br />
<br />
• 0° Steel-belt construction on the rear for excellent stability and ride comfort]]></description>
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Continentals just released the "Motion" series of tyres. we will be putting them to test on my ZZR600 being ridden by RunRabbitRun (Ben), Ben will put them through some working out and do some reports on how he finds them:thumbsup:<br />
<br />
New premium brand all-season Sport Touring radial for the price conscious rider.<br />
<br />
• Brand new concept radial for the entry level market<br />
<br />
• Safe and reliable feedback on both dry and wet roads<br />
<br />
• Value for money mileage due to new formulated polymers in the compound<br />
<br />
• 0° Steel-belt construction on the rear for excellent stability and ride comfort]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Conti Tyre Prices Twist Members Only]]></title>
			<link>http://twistybitz.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1723</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:44:23 +1100</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[With respect to the current dollar drop Tyre prices have now hit the roof, In some cases as much as 38%. So I have decided to back a good cause and a great bloke.... :thumbsup:<br />
<br />
BIKE TYRES ARE ONLY 3% OF MY BUSINESS I HAVE DECIDED TO BACK THIS SITE WITH DISCOUNTED PRICES TO INCLUDE FITTING OR (FREIGHT WITHIN AUSTRALIA)IN THE LISTED "ORANGE" COLUMN. <br />
<br />
THESE PRICES WILL ONLY BE OFFERED TO TWIST MEMBERS SO PLEASE ENSURE YOU MENTION YOUR USER NAME AND LOCATION WHEN EMAILING OR CALLING.<br />
<br />
I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU OUT<br />
<br />
ENDO<br />
<br />
http://www.supercheaptyres.com.au<br />
0755 395326]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With respect to the current dollar drop Tyre prices have now hit the roof, In some cases as much as 38%. So I have decided to back a good cause and a great bloke.... :thumbsup:<br />
<br />
BIKE TYRES ARE ONLY 3% OF MY BUSINESS I HAVE DECIDED TO BACK THIS SITE WITH DISCOUNTED PRICES TO INCLUDE FITTING OR (FREIGHT WITHIN AUSTRALIA)IN THE LISTED "ORANGE" COLUMN. <br />
<br />
THESE PRICES WILL ONLY BE OFFERED TO TWIST MEMBERS SO PLEASE ENSURE YOU MENTION YOUR USER NAME AND LOCATION WHEN EMAILING OR CALLING.<br />
<br />
I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU OUT<br />
<br />
ENDO<br />
<br />
http://www.supercheaptyres.com.au<br />
0755 395326]]></content:encoded>
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